A friend (Gemini) sent this :)

[zianuray]

A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball
into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a
frog in a trap.
The frog said to her, "If you release me from this
trap, I will grant
you 3 wishes."

The woman freed the frog.

The frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention
that there was a
condition to your wishes-that whatever you wish for,
your husband
will get 10 times more or better!" The woman said,
"That would be
okay."

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most
beautiful woman in the
world. The frog warned her, "You do realize that this
wish will also
make your husband the most handsome man in the world,
an Adonis,
that women will flock to." The woman replied, "That
will be okay
because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will
only have eyes
for me."

So, KAZAM - she's the most beautiful woman in the
world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest
woman in the world.
The frog said, "That will make your husband the
richest man in the
world and he will be ten times richer than you." The
woman said,
"That will be okay because what's mine is mine and
what's his is
mine."

So, KAZAM she's the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she
answered, "Ok,
now I'd like a mild heart attack...." The frog
looked
dumbfounded.....

Moral of the story: Women are clever bitches. Don't
mess with them.