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[zianuray]

[Poll #1743846]So I file off the serial numbers and change a few names...should still be able to rack up the contributions with a good marketing agent!

 

And yes, I realize this will likely offend some folks -- that's what the "leave a comment" button is for.  

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[dmoralized.livejournal.com]

You forgot, under "Pick Your Penance",
1) Watching infomercials.
2) Forced "fitness" classes with (insert your LEAST favorite exercise tape in the slot please...)

[duane-kc.livejournal.com]

Ordinary services are held at all-you-can-eat buffets, but the Quarter and Cross-Quarter days are the holy and sacred Potluck, and of course, the most sacred holidays of the year are the Thanksgiving Dinner and the Christmas Dinner. The New Years' collard greens and Hoppin' John is an important observation as well. Blow-Shit-Up-and-Grill-the-Meat Day is celebrated traditionally in the US on July 4, and in Mexico on May 5. And, of course, the Soup Kitchen is holy ground and a public service opportunity as well.

[marence.livejournal.com]

The "Communion" question should have an "all of the above" radio button.