by Anonymous

[zianuray]

"Alcohol Warning Labels We SHOULD See" TONITE !!! Party, but be careful
my friends !!

1. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up with breath
that could knock a buzzard off a garbage truck at 100 yards.

2. WARNING: consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a jerk.

3. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring
story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN.

4. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.

5. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the boss what you
REALLY think while photocopying your butt at the office Christmas party.

6. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers
are really dying for you to
telephone them at four in the morning.

7. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what ever
happened to your pants anyway.

8. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the
morning and see something really scary (whose species and/or name you can't
remember).

9. WARNING: consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug
burn on the forehead.

10. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are
tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named "Psycho."

11. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you're
invisible (or invincible).

12. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are
laughing WITH you.
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