Ohhhhkaaayyyyyyyy.......
Apr. 13th, 2008 09:49 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
It appears the Yankees are gonna may charge a Red Sox fan with trying to work ill-intentioned magic.
Or maybe littering, who knows.
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Soo.....if they do, and they win, does that mean the court recognises that magic exists?
Or maybe littering, who knows.
Trost said the Yankees had discussed possible criminal charges against Castignoli with the district attorney’s office.
“We will take appropriate action since fortunately we do know the name of the individual,” he said.
A spokesman for Bronx District Attorney Robert Johnson said Sunday he did not know whether any criminal charges might apply.
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Soo.....if they do, and they win, does that mean the court recognises that magic exists?
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Date: 2008-04-14 03:57 am (UTC)Can you tell I'm not a big Yankees fan? lol
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Date: 2008-04-14 12:32 pm (UTC)"But Judge! He tried to HEX us!"
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Date: 2008-04-14 02:00 pm (UTC)This is attorney-speak for "There IS nothing we can prosecute this guy for, but I can't actually say that to the stupid press who have come up here looking for a quote because the people in my constituancy might decide to hate me if I don't press charges because people are stupid that way, so hopefully I can give them this quote and the whole thing will blow over and these stupid Yankee-fan press people will leave me the fuck alone."
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Date: 2008-04-14 02:10 pm (UTC)So the appropriate action referenced there would be...doing nothing until everyone forgets about it?
Sounds good from here!