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Comment with a limerick, a pun, or a haiku.  Nothing serious, please!

Original (or just that I haven't heard) is an extra entry.

Winner will be random draw.

Draw will be on Sunday Monday Punday evening.

"Prize" will be a half-dozen imps/vials/decants/soap samples/etc. from equally random e-tailers.  (Most vials will have been sampled from.)

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[profile] there_she_goes  is the winner!

Date: 2009-07-10 04:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] autumns-lioness.livejournal.com
What kind of Vegetables are married?
-Brussel-spouses

If two robots fell in love it would be a relation-ship.

(blame my husband for these horrid jokes ;)

musician jokes

Date: 2009-07-10 05:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kenjari.livejournal.com
What's the difference between a seamstress and a violist?
The seamstress tucks up the frills.

Two people were walking down the street. One was a musician, the other didn't have any money either.

Why do violists spend a lot of time hanging around outside of people's houses?
They can't find the key and don't know when to come in.

Re: musician jokes

Date: 2009-07-13 03:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zianuray.livejournal.com
*sincker* Forwarded these to a fiddling friend!

Date: 2009-07-13 03:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zianuray.livejournal.com
OK, for some reason I don't get the second one. You're in the drawing, though!

Date: 2009-07-13 03:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] autumns-lioness.livejournal.com
I'm not sure either. Something about robots and ships... *shakes head* he's a weird one...

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